The Players

The Skipper   Brad Parker   A.K.A    NESTY

Alway's the first to take the mick out of someone but with a thatch like that on his head there are many people that would rather be bald. Come on nesty get it cut.

The 1 and THANKFULLY only  Chris Scoffield

This young BARNSLEY boy has played at all levels not only at cricket yes his standards in women have something to be desired. Always the one to brighten up a day he will stop at NOTHING in achieveing this. And only if you have a steel stomach don't go drinking with him, he likes a drop!!!!

This is are much loved cricket chairman Dave Hilton

Has more nicknames than ulrika has had men in her bed. He has played cricket around the leagues since the 1800's. Will be seen on match days balling with the worst round arm ever infact the last time his arm touched his ear was when he was dieing for a piss in first school circa 1942. He gets the nicknames Barrymore and Texas Pete because of his looks and JT John Travoltor because of his unique appealling posture.

Art Garfunkel
George Doors
Texas Pete
oohh i must get a new perm
Yes but why is it stuck on the wrong way mum???
Julie where's my bloody shaver
Daves bit on the side! But for gods sake don't have swimming lessons with him.

YOUR OUT

The showers are that way pal!!!