Alway's the first to take the mick out of someone but with a thatch like that on his head there are many people that would rather be bald. Come on nesty get it cut.
This young BARNSLEY boy has played at all levels not only at cricket yes his standards in women have something to be desired. Always the one to brighten up a day he will stop at NOTHING in achieveing this. And only if you have a steel stomach don't go drinking with him, he likes a drop!!!!
This is are much loved cricket chairman Dave Hilton
Has more nicknames than ulrika has had men in her bed. He has played cricket around the leagues since the 1800's. Will be seen on match days balling with the worst round arm ever infact the last time his arm touched his ear was when he was dieing for a piss in first school circa 1942. He gets the nicknames Barrymore and Texas Pete because of his looks and JT John Travoltor because of his unique appealling posture.
YOUR OUT
The showers are that way pal!!!